What makes Moe, Moe

1. He knows I’m heavy but when he told me to look through a high window to see his “look-alike” and I couldn’t reach it, he lifted me up… I’m not sure if it makes him strong…only crazy.

2. He has an Avon Lady…

3. He argues with his Avon Lady… and the verdict is: Cup C. (Bwahahahaha!)

4. He wears scrub suits that don’t match.

5. His bestfriend in the hospital is the janitor.

6. He eats lunch at the sidewalk karinderia with the tricycle drivers.

7. He loves Adobo and KAre-kare…

8. He eats whatever I cook. haha!

9. He believes he’s a Jedi Master… but acts like a Sith.

10. He’s addicted to Plants vs. Zombies. But could never beat me at Dynomite.

11. He’s currently trying to master the One-Inch-Punch.

12. He calls Joey Pepe Smith “Mang Pepe.”

13. People call him Doktor Sunoy.

14. He’s secretly a ninja. (ssshhhh!)

15. Idol niya si Charlie.

16. He can point out Orion and the Big Dipper and the North Star, but always loses his way. ( Sa Cursillo House ang SE, Lab, hindi sa Seminario.. East, not South…
17. He likes his ice cream rocky, his beer chilled, and his coffee strong.

18. His famous dance move is the Wieland Wobble.

19. You know he’s drunk when he starts pointing his finger in the air and says: “Ang punto dira, muni…”

20. I realize If I don’t stop now, I could go on and on…. Shet. May topak na gid ko yah. This was supposed to be a plus-minus list.
Grrrrr!