Delivery Notice

Para sa mga mahilig magpadeliver....

chapter 1:

Ako: Pwedeng magpadeliever?
JLB: yes ma'am, ano order ta mam?
Ako: yum with TLC, upsized fries and drink.
JLB: Diin kita gapadeliver ma'am?
Ako: Capiz Doctor's.
JLB: ma'am your order will be there in less than 20 minutes.

.....after 30 minutes nag-ring ang telephone...

Ako: doctor's quater's good afternoon...
nurse: Doc. nag-order ka Jollibee?
Ako: huo, ngaman? ara na?
Nurse: Yes doc. Galing ari di ya sa Capiz Emmanuel....

(APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE!)

Chapter 2:

Ako: pwede kapadeliver, dalawang Champ, double go large?
JLB: diin ta gapadeliver ma'am?
Ako: Sa Capiz Emmanuel...
JLB: Ma'am, willing to wait 12 minutes for the Champ?
Ako: Opo ma'am.
JLB: Ok, ma'am. Your order will be there in 30 minutes. Thank you for calling Jollibee delivery!

Ako: (sinapak ang sarili)

after 45 minutes, nagring-ulet ang phone...

Nene: Hello Call Room.
Dr. Gabor: Hello, may Dr. Entona da?
Nene: yes doc?
Dr. Gabor: nag-order kamu Jollibee?
Nene: yes doc.
Dr. Gabor: Diri ya gindul-ong sa Capiz Doctor's....

(STANDING OVATION!)


chapter 3:

long story short...
JLB: thankyou for calling Jollibee delievery, your order will be there in 20 minutes...
Ako: basi magtalang naman kamu, kung maglampas ng 20 minutes may discount ha.
JLB:..... ay 30 minutes gali ma'am.

ako: (nagpakulot nalang ko buhok) BUNGISNGIS!